As usual, swiped from *konfusion-with-a-k

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Please don't squeeze the Tainted

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Simple Impartial Tainted

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
What's in your Tainted?
lol

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Your flexible Tainted
win.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Tainted. It's everywhere you want to be.

6. To someone you dislike?
Make the Most of Tainted

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
3-in-1 protection for your Tainted.
Alrighty then...

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Tainted comes to those who wait.
Thats awesome.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
A Tainted is forever.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
There's first love, and then there's Tainted love.
That's even more awesome.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Let the Tainted take the strain.
>.>

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Crunch all you want. We'll make Tainted.
That.. makes no sense!

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Live in your Tainted, play in ours.
*snerk*

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
This is Not Your Father's Tainted.
O.o well... yeah.

15. Your last words before you die...
Shake the bottle. Wake the Tainted.
Good lord.. lol

16. Your message to a special someone..
Come see the softer side of Tainted
score!

17. Title of this post will be..
Only a fool breaks the Tainted.